No-Sharing Chocolate Chip Cookies

Like I mentioned Monday, the new cookie cookbook I just got has a bunch of indexes, including one that lets you pick recipes by batch size. Because we’ve already got a pile of desserts sitting around my mom’s house, I went for a tiny batch recipe that just makes three (fairly huge) cookies.

Yeah I’d eat that.

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup plus 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 4 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons unsalted butter, room temperature (just eyeball 2/3 of the way between 4 and 5 tablespoons)
  • 1/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 1 large egg yolk
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon water
  • 2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 375 degrees and place a rack on the center shelf.

Mix the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together in a small bowl and set aside.

Cream the butter and both sugars.

Add the yolk, water, and vanilla and beat on low until combined.

Using a spoon or spatula, stir in the dry mixture until just combined. It may seem like it’s too dry to come together, but keep stirring and eventually it will.

Stir in the chocolate chips and divide into three portions. Shape into balls and flatten slightly, to more like pucks, on an ungreased baking sheet.

Bake for 8 minutes at 375 degrees, then lower the heat to 325 and bake another 5 to 8 minutes, until cookies appear set.

Let cool on the baking sheet 5 minutes, then use a spatula to transfer them to a wire rack to cool completely.

These were chock full of chocolate, and big enough that one was a solid dessert. Even better, perhaps, served still warm with some vanilla ice cream?

No-Sharing Chocolate Chip Cookies

From The Daily Cookie.

  • 3/4 cup plus 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 4 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 1 large egg yolk
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon water
  • 2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 375 degrees and place a rack on the center shelf.

Mix the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together in a small bowl and set aside.

Cream the butter and both sugars. Add the yolk, water, and vanilla and beat on low until combined. Using a spoon or spatula, stir in the dry mixture until just combined. Stir in the chocolate chips and divide into three portions. Shape into balls and flatten slightly on an ungreased baking sheet.

Bake for 8 minutes at 375 degrees, then lower the heat to 325 and bake another 5 to 8 minutes, until cookies appear set. Let cool on the baking sheet 5 minutes, then use a spatula to transfer them to a wire rack to cool completely.

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Chocolate Mousse Ice Cream with Brownies

On Monday I made some healthy vegan brownies. They were gross, and were thrown out. I then made some normal vegan brownies, which were good but half of them ended up getting crushed. What to do when life gives you crushed brownies? Crushed brownie-ade, obviously!

Ingredients:

  • 2 2/3 cup heavy cream
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder
  • 3 egg yolks
  • 1/3 cup chocolate chips (of your favored sweetness)
  • 3-4 brownies

If you’re going to want your brownies to be in larger chunks in the ice cream, cut them into pieces and freeze for several hours before starting the ice cream.

Put the remaining ingredients in a blender in the order listed (starting with the cream).

Blend until the chocolate chips have been cut up into small pieces and everything is well mixed, 30-45 seconds. Don’t just blend indefinitely after that, as you’ll probably start making butter at the bottom of the blender after a few minutes, and that’ll be a gross pain to clean.

Chill in the refrigerator until cool. Since the cream and eggs probably came out of the fridge recently, a half hour should be plenty. Freeze according to your ice cream maker’s instructions. At 20 minutes, add the frozen brownie chunks, or crumble in room temperature brownies, and continue freezing a further 5 minutes. Transfer to a tupperware or other container.

Eat right away, or place in the freezer for several hours to firm up further. Even once well frozen, this remains a really smooth, easily scoopable ice cream with a great mousse-y flavor.

A perfect dessert to combat a chocolate craving, and a fabulous way to resuscitate some smooshed brownies.

Chocolate Mousse Ice Cream with Brownies

  • 2 2/3 cup heavy cream
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder
  • 3 egg yolks
  • 1/3 cup chocolate chips
  • 3-4 brownies

If you’re going to want your brownies to be in larger chunks in the ice cream, cut them into pieces and freeze for several hours before starting the ice cream.

Put the remaining ingredients in a blender in the order listed and blend until the chocolate chips have been cut up into small pieces and everything is well mixed, 30-45 seconds. Chill in the refrigerator until cool.

Freeze according to your ice cream maker’s instructions. At 20 minutes, add the frozen brownie chunks, or crumble in room temperature brownies, and continue freezing a further 5 minutes. Transfer to an airtight container and store in the freezer.

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Checkerboard Cookies

Last week I got The Daily Cookie, a new book by the lady that does Cookie Madness. (If you don’t follow her blog, check it out!) It’s pretty fabulous – a holiday or story for every day of the year, and a cookie that fits that theme. What I like best, though, are the indexes in the back, that break the recipes up by batch size, pan size, simplicity, and a few other metrics. Super convenient! The one thing that book wasn’t prepared for, though, was my step-mother’s house, where I went to stay for several days right after receiving the book. The cabinets were pretty bleak (not even an empty box of baking soda), so I was flipping for a good long while before I found something I had the ingredients for. What I eventually settled on was a half batch of the checkerboard cookies (all there was flour for).

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg (ugh, halving that!)
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 2/3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened natural cocoa powder
  • 1 tablespoon whole or 2% milk

Line a baking sheet with parchment and set aside.

Cream the butter and powdered sugar using your stand mixer’s paddle attachment.

Beat in the vanilla, egg, and salt, then add the flour and beat on low until combined.

I couldn’t find the paddle attachment – you want it to avoid this giant ball up in the whisk.

Divide the dough in half, and set one half aside. Add the cocoa and milk to the other half and beat in on low, or knead in by hand until evenly colored. Pat both halves of the dough into 6 1/2″ squares on the lined sheet.

Yours should be about twice as wide/tall. Because I was only making a half batch, I needed one to be larger than the other to eventually get an odd number of pieces to press together, but you’ll want both colors to be the same size.

Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until firm, at least half an hour.

Using a sharp knife, cut each square into nine equal strips. Arrange three strips, alternating colors, next to each other. Stack a second layer, with the colors reversed, and a third layer, back to the original pattern.

Again, only making half, so fewer pieces.

Press together fairly firmly, so that all the internal edges appear to be meeting closely. Wrap in plastic, and refrigerate until very firm, at least 2 hours.

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees with a rack on the center shelf. Wonder what the dog is doing in the kitchen, as she totally knows better.

Cut the dough-log into 1/4″ slices and place about 1″ apart on ungreased cookie sheets. (I used parchment, so sue me.)

Bake one sheet at a time for 8-10 minutes, until set, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

I thought these were fun looking, and really easy for something that looks a bit complicated. As soon as I post this, though, I’m off to try another recipe with the resources of a kitchen actually capable of sustaining human life. Yay cookies!

Checkerboard Cookies

From The Daily Cookie.

  • 1 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 2/3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened natural cocoa powder
  • 1 tablespoon whole or 2% milk

Line a baking sheet with parchment and set aside.

Cream the butter and powdered sugar using your stand mixer’s paddle attachment. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and salt, then add the flour and beat on low until combined. Divide the dough in half, and set one half aside. Add the cocoa and milk to the other half and beat in on low, or knead in by hand until evenly colored. Pat both halves of the dough into 6 1/2″ squares on the lined sheet. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until firm, at least half an hour.

Using a sharp knife, cut each square into nine equal strips. Arrange three strips next to each other, alternating colors. Stack a second layer, with the colors reversed, and a third layer, back to the original pattern. Press together firmly, then wrap in plastic and refrigerate until very firm, at least 2 hours.

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees with a rack on the center shelf. Cut the dough-log into 1/4″ slices and place about 1″ apart on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake one sheet at a time for 8-10 minutes, until set, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

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GISHWHES

From last Tuesday through Monday night this week I took part in GISHWHES, the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen. It was fabulous and stressful and fun, but most of all it was time consuming. I cooked a few things during that time, but they mainly came out mediocre and not worth sharing. Instead, here’s just a taste of the ridiculous things my GISHWHES team accomplished:

I shopped for diamonds in a cheeseball wig.

Squashes were jogged in.

A seaweed bouquet was given.

Post office employees hula hooped.

Nyssa’s hair got amazing.

Mary Kate gave a safety demonstration on a bus.

Nyssa and Alex made a scandalous grammar-laden video.

Alana (I think?) made a pretty seriously impressive triceratops out of maxi pads.

Someone’s dad wore a cucumber kilt.

Some ravens were treated to some Poe.

A claymation ark was launched.

Eve was seduced at a bus stop.

THE BEST Misha Collins fansite ever was created. (has sound)

Snakes were…tolerated.

I made a mosaic.

Tons of other stuff happened too, thanks to my glorious team:

Can’t wait for next year! If you want to participate… well, you’ve missed it this year. Start googling “gishwhes” next fall!

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Vegan Maple Brown Sugar Cookies

Whipped these up pretty quickly yesterday, and thought they were quite good! Definitely a handy one to have in the back of your mind for that day when you neeeed cookies but are out of milk or eggs or something. They don’t taste vegan, whatever that means, and are pretty firm on the outside, with a softer middle. I hope to hear around Thursday night if they ship well… (I don’t have many vegan friends. If you’re reading this, my friend, and vegan, there’s a good chance you should check your mail tomorrow.)

Ingredients:

  • 7 ounces canola oil
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 cup dark chocolate chips

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment and set aside.

In a large bowl, combine the oil, syrup, and vanilla, then whisk in the sugars.

Stir in the flour, baking soda, and salt until evenly moistened.

Stir in the chocolate chips, then form portions of dough into balls slightly smaller than golf ball sized. Flatten to roughly 1/2″ thick in your hands, and place each on one of the lined sheets.

Bake for 12 minutes, rotating the pans halfway through, then cool on the pan for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

Heck yes, one bowl recipes! The maple flavor’s light, but with the sugars these are a good amount of sweet to balance the dark chocolate. I like ’em!

Vegan Maple Brown Sugar Cookies

  • 7 ounces canola oil
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 cup dark chocolate chips

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment and set aside.

In a large bowl, combine the oil, syrup, and vanilla, then whisk in the sugars. Stir in the flour, baking soda, and salt until evenly moistened, then add the chocolate chips. Shape portions of dough into balls slightly smaller than golf ball sized, then flatten to roughly 1/2″ thick in your hands, and place each on one of the lined sheets.

Bake for 12 minutes, rotating the pans halfway through, then cool on the pan for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

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Apricot Glazed Chicken

Here’s the chicken recipe that brought about that recent potato salad. They were a good combo, I thought!

Ingredients:

  • 2 chickens, cut into pieces
  • One 12-ounce jar apricot preserves
  • 1 tablespoon white vinegar
  • 12 to 15 medium dried plums (prunes)
  • A few pinches of salt
  • 20 grinds of freshly ground pepper
  • 10 cloves garlic, peeled
  • 20 to 30 sage leaves

I had been thinking that cutting chickens seemed like too much effort, and I would just get a bunch of chicken breasts, but it turns out they sell chickens, cut into pieces. How convenient!

Preheat oven to 400°F.

Place the chicken pieces in a large roasting pan skin side up. If you don’t have one huge enough to hold it all, use two 9X13″ dishes.

Stir together the preserves and vinegar in a bowl and spread over the chicken. Sprinkle the remaining ingredients around the pan.

I had forgotten the preserves and asked a friend to grab some on her way over, so this chicken’d already cooked a little bit when I put the preserve mixture on it.

Roast until the tops of the chicken pieces are browned, and the juices are clear if you stab the thicker pieces. The recipe I was following said 35-40 minutes, but I found it took closer to 70! Just keep checking, and don’t start eating until any pink in the center of the chicken is gone.

Part of this delicious meal!

I find it pretty funny that prunes have been sort of rebranded as dried plums. Dried Plums: Not just for grandparents anymore!

Apricot Glazed Chicken

From Cookstr.

  • 2 chickens, cut into pieces
  • One 12-ounce jar apricot preserves
  • 1 tablespoon white vinegar
  • 12 to 15 medium dried plums (prunes)
  • A few pinches of salt
  • 20 grinds of freshly ground pepper
  • 10 cloves garlic, peeled
  • 20 to 30 sage leaves

Preheat oven to 400°F.

Place the chicken pieces in a large roasting pan skin side up. Stir together the preserves and vinegar in a bowl and spread over the chicken. Sprinkle the remaining ingredients around the pan.

Roast until the tops of the chicken pieces are browned, and the juices run clear. Start checking around 35 minutes, but expect more like an hour.

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Butterfinger Bark

Here’s one I feel I should share right away so that you can go out tonight and grab some clearance candy corn on the way home tonight! Don’t worry if you hate candy corn, this actually tastes more Butterfinger-y than candy corn-y. It’s delicious!

Ingredients:

  • 20 ounces chocolate, divided
  • 5 cups candy corn
  • 1 1/2 cups peanut butter

This kind of hollow-in-the-middle packaging is totally a scam.

I used bittersweet chocolate for this, I suppose milk chocolate would be more ‘authentic.’

Line a large baking sheet with nonstick foil and set aside.

Melt half of the chocolate carefully on the stove or in the microwave. Spread the melted chocolate over the foil, covering about an 11X15″ area, but don’t worry about being too precise. Just get it spread fairly thin.

Refrigerate for at least ten minutes, until the chocolate is firm.

While you wait, measure out the peanut butter and have it ready. Place the candy corn in a big bowl and microwave for 1 minute, then stir. After a minute, it won’t look like anything has happened yet, but continue microwaving, now in 30 second increments, and stir after each.

Most of the way there…

When the candy corn’s completely melted and smooth, quickly stir in the peanut butter, stirring until evenly mixed. Spread over the chocolate.

About the right color, too, I think!

Refrigerate for 20 minutes, then melt the remaining half of the chocolate, and spread over the top.  Refrigerate another 20 minutes.

Cut into pieces (this takes some buffness), and share with people you like, like the bike mechanic that just make your bike all spiffy again!

A solid post-Halloween treat!

Butterfinger Bark

From Cookies and Cups.

  • 20 ounces chocolate, divided
  • 5 cups candy corn
  • 1 1/2 cups peanut butter

Line a large baking sheet with nonstick foil and set aside.

Melt half of the chocolate carefully on the stove or in the microwave. Spread the melted chocolate over the foil, covering about an 11X15″ area, then refrigerate for at least ten minutes, until the chocolate is firm.

Measure out the peanut butter and have it ready. Place the candy corn in a large bowl and microwave for 1 minute, then stir. Continue microwaving, now in 30 second increments, and stir after each time. When the candy corn’s completely melted and smooth, quickly stir in the peanut butter, stirring until evenly mixed. Spread over the chocolate, then refrigerate for 20 minutes.

Melt the remaining chocolate and spread over the top of the candy corn layer.  Refrigerate another 20 minutes, then cut into pieces.

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Crunchy Mint Fudge

Every once in a while I’ll make something like Double Stuff Oreo Chocolate Chip Shortbread that uses up the Oreo filling but not the cookies. Five+ months later and it’s probably time to clear the bag of Oreo cookie’s out of the freezer… What better way than by adding them to chocolate?

Ingredients:

  • 48 Oreo cookies (just the cookie, not the filling)
  • 3 cups dark chocolate chips
  • 1 can sweetened condensed milk
  • dash salt
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 1 cup mint chocolate chips

Line an 8X8″ square pan with parchment or nonstick foil. Cover the bottom with 16 of the cookies in a four by four pattern. Set aside.

Combine the chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, and salt in a medium pot over low heat.

Cook, stirring frequently, until the chocolate is fully melted and the mixture is smooth. Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla and mint chocolate chips. Continue stirring until the vanilla is evenly mixed in, not worrying if the mint chips fully mix in.

Spread half the mixture over the bottom layer of cookies, then top with a second layer of 16 cookies.

I seriously misjudged what half was, and could have covered the bottom layer of cookies more thoroughly.

Spread the remaining half of the fudge over the second layer of cookies, and top with the remaining 16 cookies.

Refrigerate until firm, about 2 hours.

Cut into chunks, and use to make everyone around you fat.

A satisfactory fate for those Oreos! Yum. Oh, I liked this level of mint-y-ness, but I suppose if you wanted a breath mint level of mint, you could change some/all of the vanilla out for mint extract. Do so at your own risk!

Crunchy Mint Fudge

  • 48 Oreo cookies (just the cookie, not the filling)
  • 3 cups dark chocolate chips
  • 1 can sweetened condensed milk
  • dash salt
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 1 cup mint chocolate chips

Line an 8X8″ square pan with parchment or nonstick foil. Cover the bottom with 16 of the cookies in a four by four pattern. Set aside.

Combine the chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, and salt in a medium pot over low heat. Cook, stirring frequently, until the chocolate is fully melted and the mixture is smooth. Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla and mint chocolate chips until the vanilla is evenly mixed in, allowing some mint chips to remain incompletely melted.

Spread half the mixture over the bottom layer of cookies, then top with a second layer of 16 cookies. Spread the remaining half of the fudge over the second layer of cookies, and top with the remaining 16 cookies. Refrigerate until firm, about 2 hours, then cut into pieces.

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Napoleons

End of the month = Daring Bakers post! Our October 2012 Daring Bakers’ challenge was hosted by Suz of Serenely Full. Suz challenged us to not only tackle buttery and flaky puff pastry, but then take it step further and create a sinfully delicious Mille Feuille dessert with it! Most people went for Napoleons with the provided recipe, which made puff pastry surprisingly easy, if a bit time consuming.

Ingredients:

Puff Pastry:

  • 1 3/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • scant 1/4 cup unsalted butter, chilled and cubed
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons cold water
  • 14 tablespoons salted butter, room temperature
  • 3 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

Pastry Cream:

  • 2 cups whole milk
  • 1/4 cup cornstarch
  • 1 cup minus 1 tablespoon caster sugar
  • 4 large egg yolks (reserve two egg whites for below)
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/4 cup unsalted butter, cubed
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla essence

Topping:

  • 2 3/4 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 teaspoons lemon juice
  • 2 large egg whites (from above)
  • 1/2 cup dark chocolate

To make the dough, first cut the salted butter into cubes and set aside to come to room temperature.

Combine the larger amount of flour with the salt, and cut in the unsalted butter until only tiny pieces remain.

Add the cold water and stir together until the dough starts to hold together, then knead until smooth. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate at least 1/2 an hour.

Meanwhile, mix together the salted butter and smaller amount of flour, then shape into a 4.5″ square. Wrap in saran wrap and chill about 15 minutes until solid but workable.

Using the grid lines on the baking mat underneath the wrap.

Tapped the edges into shape once it was wrapped up.

Roll out the dough into a 6″ square, and put the butter on it like a diamond, with each point in the center of a side of the dough square.

Fold in the dough corners, stretching gently as needed to get the pieces to meet up in the center.

Turn the square seam-side down and roll out into a rectangle 1/4″ thick.

Fold into thirds and roll in the other direction, again until 1/4″ thick. Fold into thirds again, then wrap in plastic and refrigerate at least half an hour.

Repeat rolling out into 1/4″ thick and folding into thirds two times, then rewrap and refrigerate a second half hour.

Roll out and fold a further two times, then rewrap and refrigerate a final time, until needed. The dough can be kept in the fridge up to two days.

To prepare the pastry cream, first stir the cornstarch into 1/2 cup of the milk until dissolved.

Exciting, right?

Heat the remaining milk and the sugar in a pot over medium heat until the sugar dissolves and the milk boils, then remove from the heat.

Beat the eggs into the cornstarch mixture, followed by the egg yolks.

Drizzle 1/3 of the hot milk into the cornstarch mixture, whisking constantly while you do.

Pour the cornstarch mixture in with the remaining hot milk and place on the stove, whisking constantly. The recipe I followed said to bring it back to a boil until it thickens, but I think cooking over low heat until thickened would have been better. I brought mine to a boil, it seemed to thicken a bit, and I took it straight off the heat as I was afraid the egg would cook, and in the end mine didn’t thicken up well. Cooking over low heat will give you a chance to thicken more thoroughly without fear of scrambled eggs.

Transfer the mixture to a bowl and beat in the butter and vanilla until fully incorporated.

Cover with saran wrap, pressing it down onto the surface of the mixture to prevent air getting to it, which would cause a gross skin to form. Refrigerate overnight.

To make the Napoleon, first preheat the oven to 400. Roll out the dough to a 12X18″ rectangle and prick all over with a fork.

Cut into 3 even pieces, and transfer to parchment lined baking sheets.

Cover the dough with another piece of parchment, then put another baking sheet on top of the dough to weight it down. Do this in batches if you don’t have enough pans to make it all work at once.

From the bottom up, that’s the pan with 2 pieces, the pan with 1 piece, an empty pan, and a glass dish for a little bit of extra weight.

Bake for 15 minutes, then remove the top pan and parchment.

Bake a further 10 minutes, until browned. Cool on a wire rack.

Cover one piece of the pastry with half the pastry cream, top with a second piece, cover with the remaining cream, and top with the last piece of pastry. Refrigerate while you make the topping.

This should look thicker, but like I said, my pastry cream didn’t thicken well, so half of it ran out the sides.

Melt the chocolate and transfer to a piping bag or plastic bag that you’ll cut the corner off of.

Whisk together the egg whites and lemon juice until frothy.

Stir in the powdered sugar, adding enough that drizzles of the frosting will stay defined for several seconds when dripped back in the bowl.

Take the pastry back out of the fridge, and quickly spread the icing over the top. Still working quickly, draw thin lines of chocolate the length of the pastry. I didn’t end up using even half the chocolate, I don’t think. Using a sharp knife, draw lines up and down through the icing and chocolate, creating a pattern.

The kind of mess I like!

Refrigerate several more hours to set, then cut into slices with a sharp knife and serve. Best eaten day of, but it’ll keep another day or two.

The pastry’s flaky, the pastry cream tastes great… just need to cook it over low heat next time and these will be the perfect Napoleons!

Napoleons

Puff Pastry:

  • 1 3/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • scant 1/4 cup unsalted butter, chilled and cubed
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons cold water
  • 14 tablespoons salted butter, room temperature
  • 3 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

Pastry Cream:

  • 2 cups whole milk
  • 1/4 cup cornstarch
  • 1 cup minus 1 tablespoon caster sugar
  • 4 large egg yolks (reserve two egg whites for below)
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/4 cup unsalted butter, cubed
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla essence

Topping:

  • 2 3/4 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 teaspoons lemon juice
  • 2 large egg whites (from above)
  • 1/2 cup dark chocolate

To make the dough, first cut the salted butter into cubes and set aside to come to room temperature.

Combine the larger amount of flour with the salt, and cut in the unsalted butter until only tiny pieces remain. Add the cold water and stir together until the dough starts to hold together, then knead until smooth. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate at least 1/2 an hour.

Meanwhile, mix together the salted butter and smaller amount of flour, then shape into a 4.5″ square. Wrap in saran wrap and chill about 15 minutes until solid but workable.

Roll out the dough into a 6″ square, and put the butter on it like a diamond, with each point in the center of a side of the dough square. Fold in the dough corners, stretching gently as needed to get the pieces to meet up in the center.

Turn the square seam-side down and roll out into a rectangle 1/4″ thick. Fold into thirds and roll in the other direction, again until 1/4″ thick. Fold into thirds again, then wrap in plastic and refrigerate at least half an hour.

Repeat rolling out into 1/4″ thick and folding into thirds two times, then rewrap and refrigerate a second half hour.

Roll out and fold a further two times, then rewrap and refrigerate a final time, until needed. The dough can be kept in the fridge up to two days.

To prepare the pastry cream, first stir the cornstarch into 1/2 cup of the milk until dissolved.

Heat the remaining milk and the sugar in a pot over medium heat until the sugar dissolves and the milk boils, then remove from the heat.

Beat the eggs into the cornstarch mixture, followed by the egg yolks. Drizzle 1/3 of the hot milk into the cornstarch mixture, whisking constantly while you do. Pour the cornstarch mixture in with the remaining hot milk and place on the stove, whisking constantly. Cook over low heat until mixture coats the back of a spoon.

Transfer the mixture to a bowl and beat in the butter and vanilla until fully incorporated. Cover with saran wrap, pressing it down onto the surface. Refrigerate overnight.

To make the Napoleon, first preheat the oven to 400. Roll out the dough to a 12X18″ rectangle and prick all over with a fork. Cut into 3 even pieces, and transfer to parchment lined baking sheets. Cover the dough with another piece of parchment, then put another baking sheet on top of the dough to weight it down. Do this in batches if you don’t have enough pans to make it all work at once.

Bake for 15 minutes, then remove the top pan and parchment.Bake a further 10 minutes, until browned. Cool on a wire rack.

Cover one piece of the cooled pastry with half the pastry cream, top with a second piece, cover with the remaining cream, and top with the last piece of pastry. Refrigerate while you make the topping.

Melt the chocolate and transfer to a piping bag or plastic bag that you’ll cut the corner off of.

Whisk together the egg whites and lemon juice until frothy. Stir in the powdered sugar, adding enough that drizzles of the frosting will stay defined for several seconds when dripped back in the bowl.

Take the pastry back out of the fridge, and quickly spread the icing over the top. Still working quickly, draw thin lines of chocolate the length of the pastry.  Using a sharp knife, draw lines up and down through the icing and chocolate, creating a pattern.

Refrigerate several more hours to set, then cut into slices with a sharp knife and serve. Best eaten day of, but it’ll keep another day or two.

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Whole Grain Mustard Potato Salad

Last week I was looking at a chicken recipe (I’ll post that at some point next week) and trying to figure out what to cook with it. My friend Alex suggested potato salad with coarse ground mustard, which sounded good. I had a dijon potato salad recipe bookmarked, which just required a change in mustard types to be perfect!

Ingredients:

  • 1 and 1/2 pounds small red potatoes
  • 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon coarse ground mustard
  • 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar
  • 6 green onions, chopped
  • coarse salt
  • freshly ground black pepper

Barely ground at all mustard? Sure, perfect!

Cut the potatoes into 1/4″ wide chunks. If you don’t cut super fast, put the sliced pieces in a bowl of water to keep them from browning. When halfway through cutting the potatoes, put water on to boil in the bottom of a steamer.

This is actually 3 pounds, I made a double batch.

Steam the potatoes for 15 minutes, until soft. Even with the double batch, mine were cooked in 15 minutes. While the potatoes cook, whisk together the oil, mustard, and vinegar, then stir in the green onions.

Place the steamed potatoes in a large bowl, and drizzle the oil mixture over them. Add salt and pepper, to taste, stirring everything together. Serve warm or cold.

Simple, and delicious! The 8 of us ate nearly all of the 3 pounds of potatoes as a side, so do consider doubling the recipe yourself, if you’ve got a lot of people to serve.

Whole Grain Mustard Potato Salad

Adapted from Bake at 350.

  • 1 and 1/2 pounds small red potatoes
  • 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon coarse ground mustard
  • 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar
  • 6 green onions, chopped
  • coarse salt
  • freshly ground black pepper

Cut the potatoes into 1/4″ wide chunks. If you don’t cut super fast, put the sliced pieces in a bowl of water to keep them from browning. When halfway through cutting the potatoes, put water on to boil in the bottom of a steamer.Steam the potatoes for 15 minutes, until soft. Even with the double batch, mine were cooked in 15 minutes. While the potatoes cook, whisk together the oil, mustard, and vinegar, then stir in the green onions.

Place the steamed potatoes in a large bowl, and drizzle the oil mixture over them. Add salt and pepper, to taste, stirring everything together. Serve warm or cold.

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